So. Yesterday, this story about how to ripen an avocado appeared in my newsfeed. Now, I will admit, I shared it without actually reading it (I see your side eye)…and then today, I went back and read it. And then I read the comments. And I laughed so hard my cleanse came out my nose.
Sometimes, the fastest way isn’t the best way. Sometimes, it pays to wait a little bit, because something better is coming along.
There are ways to speed up ripening an avocado, as pointed out in the comments. So.
When I need my avocado to ripen quickly, I use a brown paper bag, kind of like Martha Stewart.